I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.
I wanna see Indian wizardry schools
Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines
Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages
American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem
Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years
GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!
Now I’m just having the time of my life imagining Canadian W+W schools. Classes in Algoquin, Objibwe, Cree, etc, with a focus on non-European Native ritual practices and also maybe Métis folk magic?
MULTILINGUAL SPELLS IN ENGLISH, FRENCH, AND INUKTITUT
And our houses could be sectioned off by personification of geographical climates, so like the Ravenclaw equivalent would be the Tundra, or something like that, and Hufflepuff: Prairies, and Slytherin: the Maritimes or West Coast and Griffindor the Shield?
CAN IT BE ON BAFFIN ISLAND OR ELLESMERE ISLAND OR SOMETHING
AND WE COULD HAVE COURSES ON HOW THE ARCTIC CIRCLE AND NORTHERN LIGHTS’ MAGNETIC FIELDS AFFECTS TRANSFIGURATION
house animals are like Elk and Ospreys and Grey wolves and Polar Bears and shit and oh my god
I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this
I was like
yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)
How about, instead of just repeating ”it gets better” 3 million times, you fucking make things better for LGBT kids
the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states